Now that Rand Paul is no longer running for president, he can use his extravagant hand gestures and filibuster memorization to land a role on Broadway.
Too bad his doppelgänger Simon Baker has beaten him to it.
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The second GOP debate was excruciatingly long. CNN needs to do us a favor next time and warn about how long this will really take so Americans can change into their pajamas in advance, because by the time this was over, people were falling asleep on their couches.
Rest assured Rand, if the dream job doesn't work out, the folks in the Senate will keep your seat warm for ya.
Good luck on your job interview with the American people!
Overall, this debate was like the opening night on the Bachelor; by the end you start to forget who’s who, and who said what.