I can barely manage my 40(1)k, but according to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton managed to cofound a terror group while she was Sec. of State.
All in On the Trumpaign Trail
Donald Trump announced that “we’ll be a country of Law & Order”
I prefer a country of Seinfeld, but ok.
Donald Trump fired his campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, by walking into the morning staff meeting and shouting “Get him outta here! Get him out!”
Nothing good has ever followed the question “did you hear what Donald Trump said about…”
Republican voters went to polls thinking they can just return Trump to the party 30 days later.
Sorry GOP; final sale, no refunds.
Sure, it’s all fun & games until the guy everyone says can’t be the nominee, becomes the nominee.
Enjoy your Cinco de Mayos while you can; during the Trump Administration we’re going to be celebrating Border Wall Construction Day.
Get your hard hats ready, amigos.
Donald Trump is honest when he says he’ll build a wall and create jobs in America.
Graffiti artists will have plenty of high-paying jobs.
Donald Trump confusing 9/11 with 7/11 is understandable; he’s clearly had one too many slurpees.
Donald Trump candidacy is like the school no one had in their brackets but ends up winning the tournament.
When asked who his advisors are, Donald Trump says he is his best advisor.
That’s one way to cut government spending; who needs an entire Cabinet when you have the answers to everything.
Now that Marco Rubio has dropped out of the race, there’s no longer a Cuban sandwich.
At the next debate, Trump will be ordering a Ted on Toast.
No wonder Donald Trump’s supporters are getting rowdy; he’s stopped feeding them Oreos ever since the factory moved to Mexico.
Attempting to stop Donald Trump’s path to the nomination at this point may be as useless as a degree from Trump University.
The GOP debate focused heavily on “healthcare”; everything from Donald Trump’s anatomy to Marco Rubio describing an exchange between Ted Cruz & Trump as ‘yoga’.
And March Madness is merely a sports reference?!
Mitt Romney spoke out about the dangers of electing Donald Trump as the Republican nominee, who endorsed him for that very role back in 2012.
Kareful what you say Mitt, KKKarma goes around.
Donald Trump finally decided to disavow an endorsement from a former Ku Klux Klan leader.
In his defense, he likely thought these were the Kardashians and he was happy to get support from California.
Donald Trump may be right that immigration is a serious issue threatening our country.
The number of American Oscar winners is shrinking like the amount of time winners are allotted for speeches.