It’s a good thing President Obama decided to improve relations with Cuba now; Marco Rubio & Ted Cruz seem to be having trouble getting hired for a particular job in U.S.
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Now that Marco Rubio has dropped out of the race, there’s no longer a Cuban sandwich.
At the next debate, Trump will be ordering a Ted on Toast.
The GOP debate focused heavily on “healthcare”; everything from Donald Trump’s anatomy to Marco Rubio describing an exchange between Ted Cruz & Trump as ‘yoga’.
And March Madness is merely a sports reference?!
Given what we saw in tonight’s GOP Debate, unemployment will be a serious issue for the next administration.
Comedian unemployment is about to increase because these candidates are taking away the jobs.
Who needs late night comedy when everything will be covered in the evening news?!
Devour your snacks like Chris Christie devoured Marco Rubio at last night’s GOP debate.
Hillary Clinton: Stop using children at campaign events to ask easy questions & serving as perfect photo ops.
Donald Trump & Bernie Sanders: Start writing more cohesive campaign speeches that don’t include afterthoughts such as “and by the way..” following each sentence.
Marco Rubio: Stop saying “When I’m President” because you most likely won’t be.
Ted Cruz: Either clearly define what is the ambiguous “Washington Cartel” or stop using this term altogether.
The second GOP debate was excruciatingly long. CNN needs to do us a favor next time and warn about how long this will really take so Americans can change into their pajamas in advance, because by the time this was over, people were falling asleep on their couches.
Kentucky County Clerk, Kim Davis, has refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses. She is currently jailed for failing to obey the law, but praised by some GOP candidates for upholding her Christian beliefs.
How long will she enjoy the jailhouse pleasures & luxuries before coming to her senses?
Overall, this debate was like the opening night on the Bachelor; by the end you start to forget who’s who, and who said what.
Eight slots are likely confirmed for the Fox News Debate and the others remaining?
Well, they now look like the kids in gym class who get picked last in the game of Presidential Politics.