President Obama decided to shorten his final State of the Union address.

Is the country’s attention span really that minimized?

What’s the plan for next year? Snapchat 20 second posts?

Bernie Sanders delivered a fiery speech in New York today criticizing the excesses of Wall St. banks and the need for regulation.

There was probably a bank that neither offered Bernie complimentary coffee, nor gave him a free checkbook and his will not let them forget this.

Hillary Clinton: Stop using children at campaign events to ask easy questions & serving as perfect photo ops.

Donald Trump & Bernie Sanders: Start writing more cohesive campaign speeches that don’t include afterthoughts such as “and by the way..” following each sentence.

Marco Rubio: Stop saying “When I’m President” because you most likely won’t be.

Ted Cruz: Either clearly define what is the ambiguous “Washington Cartel” or stop using this term altogether.