When the president is dealing with the most pressing issues facing the nation, it’s good to know VP Joe Biden can be counted on to help out & take an unnecessary trip to Ukraine.
Can President Obama ever return from an overseas trip and find the country how he left it?!
Not a chance.
President Obama’s challenge is to keep his cool at the climate talks while simultaneously controlling the heated anger among the fuming presidential candidates who will succeed him.
Donald Trump is still sticking to his story of seeing people celebrating in New Jersey after 9/11; regardless of the fact that no other credible supports this claim.
If the Donald saw it, then it must then be true.
Ben Carson is traveling to Jordan to meet with Syrian refugees.
While there, he plans to quiz them on their knowledge of Christianity and Republican governors will grade the results.
May your pecan pies be filled with as many nuts as there are running for president.
Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal has dropped out of the presidential race.
The Republican Party is now one step closer to finding its inevitable older white male nominee.
Not risking diversity at a time like this.
Bernie Sanders had lunch with rapper Killer Mike today in Atlanta.
Top that, HRC!
Over 30 governors have announced that they will not allow Syrian refugees into their least desirous states.
Did they really think people were hurrying to move there anyway?
The President is out of the country for a week and lawmakers act like a group of schoolkids whose teacher left the classroom.
But the President still manages to deal with them from the other side of the world.
Must have eyes on the back of head.
Regarding Ben Carson’s supporters, Donald Trump was perplexed.
“How stupid are the people of Iowa?!” stupid are the people of America?!”
The country is doomed if he’s not elected.
Donald Trump announced his plans for a deportation task force that will “round up illegal immigrants humanely.”
When in history have people ever been rounded up in a humane manner?!
Humane is the absolute last adverb that can be used to describe the process of rounding people up.
The most surprising aspect of the night was that a U.S. Presidential debate hosted by a moderator hosted by a Brit?!
If only Dr. Ben Carson could fabricate his level of enthusiasm the way he fabricates his stories.
If Donald Trump’s positions haven’t caused voters to question his candidacy, his dance moves on SNL were enough to end his campaign.
If only we could all negotiate the terms of our job interviews the way the GOP candidates can negotiate the terms of their debates.
Are GOP’s demands for upcoming debates indicative of their desires for state-run news media?
Under a GOP presidency it looks like networks will be told what to air & how to present a story.
It’s 2015. You’re running for president. You can & will be asked anything. Get with the program.
One of the more surprising things about Hillary Clinton’s testimony before the House Benghazi Committee was her ability to remain increasingly calm throughout the process.
She’s just thinking “At the end of the day, I’m still going to be president, so let’s wrap this up.”
VP Joe Biden has ended any possible campaign speculation by announcing that he will not run for the presidency.
Bittersweet day for Hillary Clinton; on one hand she’s ready for the tequila shots, on the other she has to testify before a Congressional committee tomorrow about Benghazi.
Just one shot and she’s leaving.
Jim Webb is ending his candidacy for the democrat nomination.
And so the democrat dominoes start falling one by one.
Who will be left standing in the end?