All in Election 2016

When asked by reporters if she wiped information off of her email server, Hillary Clinton replied "what, with a cloth?"

Yes Hill, you can use a Swiffer duster to erase digital information and then spray the air with Febreeze to clear the air of any traces of suspicion.

The 5pm debate for the 7 candidates who didn't make the cut for primetime is being called the Happy Hour Debate.

The risk is now that one of the Republicans gets a bit boozy and tries to crash the main event; Hold your liquor, GOP.