Donald Trump fired his campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, by walking into the morning staff meeting and shouting “Get him outta here! Get him out!”
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In order to secure a major party’s nomination in 2016, a candidate must have a Jewish son-in-law.
Nothing good has ever followed the question “did you hear what Donald Trump said about…”
Ted Cruz has left the Republican race and now we’ll never find out what the Washington Cartel exactly was.
Republican voters went to polls thinking they can just return Trump to the party 30 days later.
Sorry GOP; final sale, no refunds.
Sure, it’s all fun & games until the guy everyone says can’t be the nominee, becomes the nominee.
Carly Fiorina seems to have a knack for joining failing enterprises.
Paul Ryan has Meaghan Trainor playing on repeat; when asked if he plans to run for the Republican Nomination,
His answer is no.
His campaign is no.
His decision is no.
GOP gotta let it go.
Whenever I hear about Congress taking yet another two-week recess, I seriously question the career choices I’ve made.
Some Senate Republicans are refusing to meet with justice nominee Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court.
This is understandable; why help someone get a job when you’re probably losing yours come November.
Now that Marco Rubio has dropped out of the race, there’s no longer a Cuban sandwich.
At the next debate, Trump will be ordering a Ted on Toast.
No wonder Donald Trump’s supporters are getting rowdy; he’s stopped feeding them Oreos ever since the factory moved to Mexico.
Attempting to stop Donald Trump’s path to the nomination at this point may be as useless as a degree from Trump University.
The GOP debate focused heavily on “healthcare”; everything from Donald Trump’s anatomy to Marco Rubio describing an exchange between Ted Cruz & Trump as ‘yoga’.
And March Madness is merely a sports reference?!
Mitt Romney spoke out about the dangers of electing Donald Trump as the Republican nominee, who endorsed him for that very role back in 2012.
Kareful what you say Mitt, KKKarma goes around.
Given what we saw in tonight’s GOP Debate, unemployment will be a serious issue for the next administration.
Comedian unemployment is about to increase because these candidates are taking away the jobs.
Who needs late night comedy when everything will be covered in the evening news?!
Jeb Bush’s Super PAC spent $130M on a campaign that ended before Super Tuesday.
They probably would have had better luck buying Powerball tickets.
Donald Trump encouraged his crowd to yell “turn off the lights!” after protesters shut off illumination at his event in Atlanta.
When Trump is speaking in a darkened space, all that’s missing is the campfire and s’mores; the scary stories are telling themselves.
Jeb Bush was right to end his campaign for the Oval Office.
Who wants to get their older brother’s hand-me-down furniture anyway?!
The current field of presidential contenders sure makes you appreciate the previous officeholders all the more so.