"I don't have the patience to stand in line today"
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In order to secure a major party’s nomination in 2016, a candidate must have a Jewish son-in-law.
If Bernie Sanders is elected president, the treasury department must begin printing $27 bills in his honor.
Bernie alleged that Hillary’s speeches before Wall St. “must be written in Shakespearean prose to be paid that kind of money.”
Who knew Hillary was such a talented writer?!
Whenever I hear about Congress taking yet another two-week recess, I seriously question the career choices I’ve made.
Why does Bernie Sanders always motion his hands like he’s gesturing for the check during debates?!
It’s like he’s on a bad date with Hillary Clinton that he’s waiting for a moderwaiter to end fast.
Hillary Clinton & Bernie Sanders went from a CNN debate on Sunday straight to a Fox News Town Hall on Monday night.
Just like a family reunion where you have to spend time with people you supposedly like, but can’t wait to leave.
The current field of presidential contenders sure makes you appreciate the previous officeholders all the more so.
For someone who just won the first caucus, Hillary couldn’t have looked more fearful.
Iowa, who will get tonight’s final rose?
The candidate who we’ll keep for another week until focusing on New Hampshire.
Hillary Clinton has recruited her husband and daughter to hell campaign for her in New Hampshire.
Tomorrow, her granddaughter will speak with likely voters at her Pre-K and encourage more young people to come and caucus in Iowa.
Bernie Sanders delivered a fiery speech in New York today criticizing the excesses of Wall St. banks and the need for regulation.
There was probably a bank that neither offered Bernie complimentary coffee, nor gave him a free checkbook and his will not let them forget this.
Hillary Clinton has brought in her secret campaigning weapon:Bill C.
Why not call your husband to help you shatter the glass ceiling & make a statement about women’s achievements?!
Hillary Clinton: Stop using children at campaign events to ask easy questions & serving as perfect photo ops.
Donald Trump & Bernie Sanders: Start writing more cohesive campaign speeches that don’t include afterthoughts such as “and by the way..” following each sentence.
Marco Rubio: Stop saying “When I’m President” because you most likely won’t be.
Ted Cruz: Either clearly define what is the ambiguous “Washington Cartel” or stop using this term altogether.
Donald Trump described this election as a “war” against his two enemies, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush.
Looks like combat roles were opened to women at the perfect time.
I’m not sure Hillary Clinton will understand the issues affecting young women today until she starts swapping her pantsuits for jumpsuits.
The most important person on the democrats’ shopping list this holiday season?
Donald Trump.
May your pecan pies be filled with as many nuts as there are running for president.
Bernie Sanders had lunch with rapper Killer Mike today in Atlanta.
Top that, HRC!