Lower ratings for last night's American Horror Story as Republican voters planned to watch, but found the election results to be terrifying enough.
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Sen. Tom Cotton's future campaign slogan "Strengthening the Fabric of America"
Nothing good has ever followed the question “did you hear what Donald Trump said about…”
Sure, it’s all fun & games until the guy everyone says can’t be the nominee, becomes the nominee.
Ted Cruz was right to end his campaign; foreigners need to stop thinking they can just come in and take away American jobs.
Carly Fiorina seems to have a knack for joining failing enterprises.
Donald Trump is honest when he says he’ll build a wall and create jobs in America.
Graffiti artists will have plenty of high-paying jobs.
Paul Ryan has Meaghan Trainor playing on repeat; when asked if he plans to run for the Republican Nomination,
His answer is no.
His campaign is no.
His decision is no.
GOP gotta let it go.
When asked who his advisors are, Donald Trump says he is his best advisor.
That’s one way to cut government spending; who needs an entire Cabinet when you have the answers to everything.
Now that Marco Rubio has dropped out of the race, there’s no longer a Cuban sandwich.
At the next debate, Trump will be ordering a Ted on Toast.
Attempting to stop Donald Trump’s path to the nomination at this point may be as useless as a degree from Trump University.
The GOP debate focused heavily on “healthcare”; everything from Donald Trump’s anatomy to Marco Rubio describing an exchange between Ted Cruz & Trump as ‘yoga’.
And March Madness is merely a sports reference?!
Mitt Romney spoke out about the dangers of electing Donald Trump as the Republican nominee, who endorsed him for that very role back in 2012.
Kareful what you say Mitt, KKKarma goes around.
Given what we saw in tonight’s GOP Debate, unemployment will be a serious issue for the next administration.
Comedian unemployment is about to increase because these candidates are taking away the jobs.
Who needs late night comedy when everything will be covered in the evening news?!
Jeb Bush’s Super PAC spent $130M on a campaign that ended before Super Tuesday.
They probably would have had better luck buying Powerball tickets.
Donald Trump encouraged his crowd to yell “turn off the lights!” after protesters shut off illumination at his event in Atlanta.
When Trump is speaking in a darkened space, all that’s missing is the campfire and s’mores; the scary stories are telling themselves.
Jeb Bush was right to end his campaign for the Oval Office.
Who wants to get their older brother’s hand-me-down furniture anyway?!
The current field of presidential contenders sure makes you appreciate the previous officeholders all the more so.