In Donald Trump's perfect world he would consolidate our three branches of government into not even one branch, but one leaf.
If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself, correct?
All in On the Trumpaign Trail
Donald Trump has ended his short lived boycott of Fox News and announced in an interview with Sean Hannity that he would send all Syrian refugees back.
When will we finally be able to send Trump back?
The second GOP debate was excruciatingly long. CNN needs to do us a favor next time and warn about how long this will really take so Americans can change into their pajamas in advance, because by the time this was over, people were falling asleep on their couches.
Donald Trump continuously says that when he's President, "there will be so much winning, that you'll get bored of it!"
Nobody needs that much winning.
Donald Trump believes that only English should be spoken in the U.S. and criticized fellow GOP presidential contender Jeb Bush for speaking Spanish on the campaign trail.
Ay Caramba, Donaldo!
Kanye & Kim K need to name their next child South West if he's serious about running for office.
He may have the democrats' vote in northwest vote secured, but he needs wider appeal to win the nomination.
Kanye & Kim K need to name their next child South West if he's serious about running for office.
He may have the democrats' vote in northwest vote secured, but he needs wider appeal to win the nomination.
In 2020, we'll forget about the Trumpaign Trail, and it will be all about the Kanyedacy.
Some of the Republican presidential candidates are proposing new bans on immigration and citizenship that are quite extreme and unexpected.
It seems like soon they'll suggest preventing tequila imports and start regulating Chipotle restaurants.
GOP, we understand you're mad that guacamole costs extra, but you're going too far. Relax, and have a margarita instead.
Wow, will future generations studying this election be puzzled!
The candidate saying the most outlandish, unconventional, at times inappropriate things is leading in the polls?!
And he's not going anywhere, so it's going to be quite a ride to the primaries.
Donald Trump's campaign speeches sound like annual shareholder meetings with a few mentions of our "terrible" government leaders and "stupid" politicians in the mix.
A drinking game can be established for each time Trump references his company when discussing his campaign.
Many bottles and a designated driver are required to play.
GOP candidate Donald Trump hosted a town hall with a crowd of 2,500 people.
Trump said all illegal immigrants "have got to go."
So tomorrow morning all 11 million will wake up, pack their bags, take some Churros, and hit the road?!
Very well thought out, Mr. T.
Does the tradition of candidates sampling fatty fried foods at the Iowa State Fair eliminate health-conscious presidential contenders from running?
What are the vegan, gluten-free seeking office to do!?
Politics & poultry shouldn’t mix.
Only in America do we have an obesity epidemic while expecting our presidential candidates to sample various fried foods at the Iowa State Fair.
Nom nom nom GOP & chow down DNC.
Why does Donald Trump continue to give the most vague answers to interviewers' questions?!
It's like he's a foreign exchange student giving a memorized response that can't fail.
Brush up on the vocabulary, Mr. T!
What if we give Donald Trump the silent treatment & stop discussing him every minute of the day?!
The more we talk, the higher his approval in the polls.
Shhh people..
Donald Trump is in media hot water again over comments about Megyn Kelly. Trump said "She had blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever."
What if the "wherever" was just referring to a paper cut?
Donald Trump says he's not preparing for the first Fox News Republican debate on Thursday.
He's reminding us of that annoying kid in high school who acted like he didn't have to study and still got straight A's.
Eight slots are likely confirmed for the Fox News Debate and the others remaining?
Well, they now look like the kids in gym class who get picked last in the game of Presidential Politics.
What was on tv before Donald Trump dominated all headlines?
The only thing more ridiculous than some of Donald Trump’s statements is the hat he sported in Laredo, TX.
Whoever suggested he could pull off this look should be FIRED!