Donald Trump confusing 9/11 with 7/11 is understandable; he’s clearly had one too many slurpees.
All in Election 2016
Looks like Coney Island caused a few sunberns.
Tonight’s results will prove once and for all if the heavier the borough accent, the heavier the votes.
It may be a long night; better get some cawfee & creamuh while we wait.
NY Primary today and no candidate has addressed the issue of the 1% of drivers who think they can double park anywhere they like and the inequality of taking up two parking spots with one vehicle.
Bernie Sanders met with Pope Francis and held a campaign rally the following day.
How productive was your weekend?
Paul Ryan has Meaghan Trainor playing on repeat; when asked if he plans to run for the Republican Nomination,
His answer is no.
His campaign is no.
His decision is no.
GOP gotta let it go.
The only thing worse than swiping your metrocard five times is thinking you need a token to ride.
Fuggedaboutit.
Bernie alleged that Hillary’s speeches before Wall St. “must be written in Shakespearean prose to be paid that kind of money.”
Who knew Hillary was such a talented writer?!
It’s surprising the bird landed on the podium and skipped his disheveled nest of hair.
It’s a good thing President Obama decided to improve relations with Cuba now; Marco Rubio & Ted Cruz seem to be having trouble getting hired for a particular job in U.S.
Donald Trump candidacy is like the school no one had in their brackets but ends up winning the tournament.
When asked who his advisors are, Donald Trump says he is his best advisor.
That’s one way to cut government spending; who needs an entire Cabinet when you have the answers to everything.
Now that Marco Rubio has dropped out of the race, there’s no longer a Cuban sandwich.
At the next debate, Trump will be ordering a Ted on Toast.
No wonder Donald Trump’s supporters are getting rowdy; he’s stopped feeding them Oreos ever since the factory moved to Mexico.
If the election process is a job interview, maybe we should all take on some added projects and wait for some better applicants in the talent pool.
Why does Bernie Sanders always motion his hands like he’s gesturing for the check during debates?!
It’s like he’s on a bad date with Hillary Clinton that he’s waiting for a moderwaiter to end fast.
Attempting to stop Donald Trump’s path to the nomination at this point may be as useless as a degree from Trump University.
Hillary Clinton & Bernie Sanders went from a CNN debate on Sunday straight to a Fox News Town Hall on Monday night.
Just like a family reunion where you have to spend time with people you supposedly like, but can’t wait to leave.
The GOP debate focused heavily on “healthcare”; everything from Donald Trump’s anatomy to Marco Rubio describing an exchange between Ted Cruz & Trump as ‘yoga’.
And March Madness is merely a sports reference?!
Mitt Romney spoke out about the dangers of electing Donald Trump as the Republican nominee, who endorsed him for that very role back in 2012.
Kareful what you say Mitt, KKKarma goes around.