Donald Trump finally decided to disavow an endorsement from a former Ku Klux Klan leader.
In his defense, he likely thought these were the Kardashians and he was happy to get support from California.
All in Election 2016
Donald Trump may be right that immigration is a serious issue threatening our country.
The number of American Oscar winners is shrinking like the amount of time winners are allotted for speeches.
Given what we saw in tonight’s GOP Debate, unemployment will be a serious issue for the next administration.
Comedian unemployment is about to increase because these candidates are taking away the jobs.
Who needs late night comedy when everything will be covered in the evening news?!
Jeb Bush’s Super PAC spent $130M on a campaign that ended before Super Tuesday.
They probably would have had better luck buying Powerball tickets.
Donald Trump encouraged his crowd to yell “turn off the lights!” after protesters shut off illumination at his event in Atlanta.
When Trump is speaking in a darkened space, all that’s missing is the campfire and s’mores; the scary stories are telling themselves.
Jeb Bush was right to end his campaign for the Oval Office.
Who wants to get their older brother’s hand-me-down furniture anyway?!
Following Donald Trump’s comments about deportation, Pope Francis said Trump is “not Christian.”
Although I can’t speak for them, there may be two Corinthians who agree.
It’s reassuring to know that the folks in Congress, who are responsible for creating laws, have no understanding of the Constitution.
If these senators keep blocking the president’s nomination they may be greeting another executive order sometime soon.
Congress, you’re going back to your districts if you can’t behave.
The current field of presidential contenders sure makes you appreciate the previous officeholders all the more so.
It’s unfortunate that the last GOP debate was held the night before Valentine’s Day.
The candidates aren’t getting much love from each other; and following some of the views expressed last night, their wives may be rethinking it altogether.
The GOP Debate is the new opening act for SNL.
Chris Christie & Carly Fiorina have ended their presidential runs, fittingly on Ash Wednesday.
Both were expected, yet come as a surprise and that’s the end of it.
One thing is certain about Bernie’s victory in New Hampsha:
Larry David for Vice President.
Now that Rand Paul is no longer running for president, he can use his extravagant hand gestures and filibuster memorization to land a role on Broadway.
Too bad his doppelgänger Simon Baker has beaten him to it.
Devour your snacks like Chris Christie devoured Marco Rubio at last night’s GOP debate.
Justifying the decision to take $675k in speaking fees from Goldman Sachs by saying “that’s what they offered” is a disgrace.
Who accepts the first number offered without even negotiating?!
For someone who just won the first caucus, Hillary couldn’t have looked more fearful.
Iowa, who will get tonight’s final rose?
The candidate who we’ll keep for another week until focusing on New Hampshire.
All these candidates keep talking about what they’ll do on their first day as president.
On my first day at a new job, all I’m hoping for is to avoid a paper jam and not lose my ID.
#goals
Who is going to clean up all ripped pages from legislation the Republican candidates plan to tear up on their first day in office?