Are Californians sure that was an earthquake and not a side-effect.
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Vanity Fair suggested some hobbies Hillary Clinton try to avoid running for President, including knitting and improv comedy.
Those are good ideas but I suppose also staying home, baking cookies, and having teas.
Just a suggestion.
Pres. Trump makes joint appearance with Hillary Clinton to announce infrastructure plans, saying everything that happened between them is water under the bridge (that will eventually be replaced)
Confident in Pres. Trump's abilities if he is as dedicated to fighting the War on Terror as he was in fighting the War on Christmas.
During the move to Jerusalem, U.S. embassy team found copies of the President's tax returns and contacted White House whether to mail them.
Trump responds "Naa, jut let them burn for 8 days"
Newsweek magazine published that Ivanka Trump plagiarized her own speech.
This gives "Don't make me repeat myself" a whole new meaning.
Why are Leandra English & Mick Mulvaney still fighting over this job at CFPB?
If someone wants to come do my work, please have at it! I'm not stopping anybody.
Pres. Trump declared North Korea a 'state sponsor of terror', to which they replied:
"There has been much missileading information spread about us."
Tax Reform bill passed in the House of Representatives today. Now it is off to the Senate, where "like adulthood, most dreams go to die."
The only thing surprising about Jeff Sessions's alleged meetings with the Russians is how they possibly undastood a woud he sayd.
Lower ratings for last night's American Horror Story as Republican voters planned to watch, but found the election results to be terrifying enough.
Twitter introduces 280 characters on the 100th anniversary of the Russian Revolution.
If only the Czar had thought of that, maybe he wouldn't have lost his job.
Manafort wouldn't be in this mess if he had registered as a foreign agent sooner.
Don't hold off till tomorrow what can be disclosed today.
The President's message to Senators Corker & Flake during lunch:
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the Congress"
"What's that Rex?"
"Err Mornin' Mr. President"
"Thought I heard..never mind get me more waffles!"
Well, at least Reince Priebus can always thank the President for the opportunity & the blessing to serve his agenda.
To Trump, AG Jeff Sessions is starting to feel like the annoying tourist who asks for directions to the Ampire Stayt Buildin.
Congress is made up of people who as kids never had "works well w/ others" on their report cards.
Of course Donald Trump is trying to get security clearance for his kids.
He'd never get his family holiday gifts on clearance.
Americans are worried that the country will change, but 4 years will come & go and voters still won't understand how the electoral college works.