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Voters, what's in your wallet?

Allegations are surfacing that Donald Trump paid actors $50 (in cash, no need to report to the IRS) to act as supporters at his Presidential announcement on Tuesday.

That should be a red flag that you may not be too popular with the electorate when you can’t even gather a crowd of interested voters for your initial announcement.

What is Trump’s strategy then in this election? Hand out gift cards before we enter the voting booth?!

(Mr. T, $500 to Neiman Marcus & you’ve got a deal shh…)

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