"What's that Rex?"
"Err Mornin' Mr. President"
"Thought I heard..never mind get me more waffles!"
With all the money Americans will save thanks to tax reform, they'll soon be able to afford to travel like a cabinet secretary in the Trump administration.
Why'd Hillary Clinton even bother writing a new book?
Everything worth reading about her has already been published by WikiLeaks.
"You pulled me outside mid-tweet to look at the cloudy sky?!" -Trump during Solar Eclipse '17
Didn't peg Trump to be the type of boss who monitors his team while on vacation.
Next he'll be asking Mitch McConnell to come in on Saturday...mmmkay.
"We'll respond w/ Fire and Fury!"
No, no, no the President was talking about his summer reading list, Lauren Groff's 'Fates and Furies"
Anthony Scaramucci was like an actor cast for The Sopranos, who walked onto the set of House of Cards, but continued to recite his lines anyway.
Well, at least Reince Priebus can always thank the President for the opportunity & the blessing to serve his agenda.
To Trump, AG Jeff Sessions is starting to feel like the annoying tourist who asks for directions to the Ampire Stayt Buildin.
The President just needs to put this Russia matter to rest.
"Read my lips, no new collusions"
A nomination announcement misspelling Jon Huntsman’s name isn’t surprising.
Tнe people бeнind the Шhite House speak Эnglish as a 2nd language.
Congress is made up of people who as kids never had "works well w/ others" on their report cards.
Pres. Trump confused at #G20 asks team “Hey, you said we were leaving for Hamburgers!”
Jon Ossoff needs to act his age.
Be a millennial & stay home, just like the voters who cost him last night's election.
Trump's lawyer late to press event as the President won't let him leave without a loyalty pledge.
How does the President plan to improve labor force participation if he keeps firing ppl from their jobs?
How can the Pres. mention the ‘most delicious piece of chocolate cake’ at a time like this?!
Doesn’t he realize it’s Passover?
Chairman Devin Nunes resigned from leading House investigation into Russia on #NationalBurritoDay.
Yeah, he’s got better things to do
Andrew Puzder withdraws nomination for Labor Secretary.